I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

Disclaimer: it’s been a long time since I originally saw this, but I seem to remember it being decent. 

ohhhhhhhhh look at Mr. Fancy pants big middle school gymnasium guy over here.

two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

I hate headlines like this. I hate stories like this.

Baseball did have something like this back in the 1990's. The Cubs signed a fan, Henry Rowengartner, and it was a lot of fun to follow! He had his struggles at first, especially playing alongside his hero Chet “Rocket” Steadman, but he settled in and became a key player in their postseason run. He even struck out…

To the other commenters, where did they act like they cured inequality? They proved a point and people, like local news, took notice. That’s like step #1 of deconstructing white supremacy - using your privilege to not only acknowledge it exists but also right the wrongs it produced.

I see this divergence around what’s…

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

Just when I thought this nation couldn’t sink any lower, we get punter on punter crime.

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

Yesterday I encountered some of the Barstool gloating and planning over on Twitter and aimed towards you, Barry, and was wondering how this would be handled.

I can’t believe how much 14 year old me looked forward to reading this bozo’s column each week. Of course, 14 year old me’s favorite band was blink-182 and had no friends, so I guess that kind of makes sense.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Kanye randomly enters the stage:

As a fan of a team who has had a franchise QB my entire life (What’s up Bledsoe! What’s up Brady!), it is absolutely baffling why these teams don’t try to improve at the position. They’re your leading playmaker! If you have a guy who is good for a Pro Bowl every few years then you are almost certain to win the close…

Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port. 

I’m good with both of these things happening.

It’s just like real life. Uncle Tony wants the car at 2 am and some cash, and you give it to him once. Then you do it again. Then you’re bailing him out of jail. Then he calls you from a pay phone in philly looking for a steakhouse and a gun. You think to yourself that sounds like fun but I want my money. You give it…