Just a monitor lizard. No big deal.

That’s because country music sucks these days... it’s all about drinking and lifted trucks. That’s pretty much it.

Yeah, it totally sounds like a Grindr for gay servicemembers...

Yes, exactly that!

San Diego: Come for the Ka-Bars, Stay for the Gay Bars

The Marines have been described as “the straightest gay dudes and the gayest straight dudes in the world.”

Marines are generally so stupid they would never notice they gave their retarded boy’s club an obviously homosexual name...

I was surprised that it wasn’t a group of out Marines, honestly.

EU courts have no justification on life sentences. You may be thinking of whole life tariffs, but they ruled in favour of UK on that one.

For God’s sake, not every single story has to be relevant to every single person in that situation. Creators make choices all the time. There’s a happy story to be told about someone who is injured in a horrific accident and ends up completely paralysed but still falls in love, lives a good fulfilled life, etc etc -…

My $2,000 sales resistance seminar was also well attended. Lesson 1: none of you should be here.

It was just a more elaborate version of those newspaper ads that say, “Send me $1,000 and I’ll tell you the secret of untold wealth.” The ‘secret,’ of course, is to take out a newspaper ad saying “Send me $1,000 and I’ll tell you the secret of untold wealth.”

“You, too, can make loads of money by bilking the gullible! Send $500 to find out how!!”

Picture of the person that wrote the Trump U mission statement:

Excellent point!

Obligatory...

God I fucking hate casino cities.

I’m less interested in the how and more in the why the fuck didn’t anyone put a stop to that sort of disgusting exercise in excess?

That looks like one of those weird Star Wars knockoff toys from around 1978-81.