I’m confused why they replaced a 47-year-old actor with a 54-year-old.

It looks like the kind of role he would do 20 or even 30 years ago. Why?

Melting steel? Musta been some jet fuel in that fire.

Seems like an ideal way to get around Saudi Arabia’s ban on women driving.

Nah, that’s a Mellencamp, which a Cougar becomes after leaving young adulthood.

Hurts sooooo good.

Oh I have such a shame. I allowed a genetically altered bin of NOXplode to bite an Abercrombie & Fitch cable knit sweater and now we have this apple smashing creature to deal with. I am so sorry.

Ya, I don’t get why you would eat off your kid’s plate. The one and only time I’ve babysat (for my little cousin) my Aunt told me that sometimes he won’t eat his food unless you eat it too. The kid was fucking 1 year old. I just put my face near the spoon and made chewing noises then went MMMMM, before I turned the…

Trump picks the wife of the leader of the senate for a cabinet position.

I think he meant cornometers.

Because it’s Canadian County:

I was gonna say, has this guy never read/watched ANYthing created by and for women...? Then I laughed and remembered, no, of COURSE he hasn’t. Ever. This type of guy never has.

So what you’re saying is.... the OP has a perfect username?

Things were looking up for him.

In my current state of rageful vengeance, you make a very valid point. I had failed to consider the possibility that this might actually be FUN for Obama.

She’s transforming back into her true state

Can we also talk about how it looks like Lorde is being exorcised?

“On science issues.” DO TELL, MARCHMAN.

As a resident of northern Allegheny County, where Pennsyltucky is slithering in like Zerg creep, and the already excessive Trump signs started multiplying on my street *after* the sexual assault accusations rose to the surface, I will *never* assume that the votes from within the city limits of Philadelphia and…

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?