It's not called jackfruit for nothing.

Unless he was one of Those Guys who’s all “Cmooonnnn we have really great Frozen Rooty Tooty Margarooties today!! Fresh Mango!!” And wouldn’t leave it alone. Some people can’t deal with people who don’t drink.

No unstable molecules in the MCU so you know most of Manhattan has seen Bruce Banner’s hulkling at some point or another.

By this standard, Berman should be slowly boiled in his own oil. which coincidentally is the only thing that would bring me to watch ESPN

I think the “Back to you, you sexy motherfucker” is what got him.

holy shit, young Drew Carey is a dead ringer for middle-aged Drew Magary.

I agree with you 100 percent here. Strahan has that crossover appeal, and his charisma and sense of humor pick up the slack for what he may lack in the looks department (although I think he’s all right there - I am a straight male, so I could be wrong). White women love him, and since he’s already a former sport man,…

When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An’ go to your Gawd like a soldier.

Wait. It’s one thing to deconstruct or contextualize art. It’s another to use terms like “garbage.” Which is not contextualizing but after-the-fact value judgment and opinion.

The whole article is like an undergrad essay: “Baby’s First Postcolonialism: ENGLISH 357.” Somewhat surprised I didn’t see “subaltern” used a few dozen times here.

Yes, large parts of The Jungle Book are hugely problematic, and Kipling was a colonialist. However, there are some fantastic bits of writing there. One of my favourite stories ever is the one where adult Mowgli and Kaa come across a buried ruin of a temple with a huge treasure and a blind cobra guarding it. The cobra…

So, you....telneted to a linux box, and just guessed a working username? And it just happened to not even prompt for a password?

Perhaps a more accurate, less hyperbolic title should have been :

Kipling was no starry eyed white supremacist. He was keenly aware of the injustices of the colonial system he lived within. He also was arguably in love with Indian, its culture and its people.

Everyone go home, this guy just posted the perfect response

Based on the original article on here about DeNiro's Today Show appearance, it does sound like that's what happened.

If you really had potential you’d have known they’d see you do it and found a way to not get caught. Any fuckhead can stumble in and look around, then get caught after 10 minutes.

Never forget, a dead kid is better than one with autism

I think the bigger problem is that they made a Rush Hour tv show to begin with! Jackie Chan is great, but those movies were not good to begin with, let alone a series. And they appear to be starting over with the same plot as the first movie? Why not just pick up where the last one left off?

I miss real teeth and real noses SO MUCH.