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The wiggle went back and to the left.

As a Yankees fan, I was terrified of the Twins. They will get past them one day. Trust me, if the 2004 RS can do it, anyone can.

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Twitter’s embedded video quality is so shitty, I can barely see most of the highlights you guys post from there.  Both of these twitter videos are like 240 resolution on the wide shot, and only sharpen into a visible image for the second half of the video.  It doesn’t seem to be a buffering thing, as they sharpen at…

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

Hard to imagine any everyday Aussie to go 6 months without yelling “cunt” in public much less Kyrgios.

I had a coach when I was little who knew that Edberg was my favorite player. One time, I missed a forehand into an open court - and missed badly - and was moping about it. Coach asked if Edberg would ever act like I was. My reply was that if Edberg ever hit a forehand as terrible as the one I just hit, then yes he…

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

And football in the groin has a football in the groin

Gotta protect the shield.

VAR gets it right and we get mad. Episode 85

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

The A’s home whites are one of the nicest uniforms in baseball.

Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.

Personally, I think this is about regular season wins and regular season defense. LeBron and Davis—elite defenders when they want to be—are not going to defend in the regular season. If you add a rim protector to ensure something like a 3-6 seed, for regular season defense, you can sit him in the playoffs when the…

You’re a fucking tool, bro.