Ok, but legit question for Air Force folks - How do I rewing the 30-50 feral Warthogs that fly into my yard within 3-5 mins while my ground troops play?

The article itself takes great pains to differentiate NOx emissions from CO2. You are being obtuse so that you can play “devil’s advocate”, but really, you are intentionally obfuscating the issue with bad-faith noise. Liquidwombat saying “we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides” is not, as you…

Also I would like to own a hat

I like him because I don’t take myself too seriously. And hearing plenty of interviews with him he knows what he’s doing. It’s goofy and certainly not for everybody but I prefer that to some psycho like Jack Edwards or Tommy Heinsohn who scream bloody murder every time a call goes against the home team

The only way to shift all blame away from the Warriors, as Durant at least appears to be doing, is to insist that the calf injury and the Achilles injury are completely unrelated

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

This is gonna sound name-dropping insidery but beating the Hawk-Eye is a very real thing for the lines crew. You get up for it. You get your call challenged, it goes to the Hawk-Eye, everybody starts clapping, it says yep you got it right, that’s fun. You can’t acknowledge it, but deep down, fuck yeah you are pumping…

Joule thief!

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

Terrific economy of words in this one. 

I hope he beats this 

Your guarantee isn't worth the time it took you to write out. You should be sent to the greys, trash. 

“VAR stepped in to do what VAR does.” 

Looks to me like VAR did exactly what it was supposed to on that call. You couldn’t tuck your arms in any further to try to avoid the handball than that defended did. Textbook ball to hand in my opinion, but I can see why the ref originally called a handball in a split second decision.

Don’t feel bad, he’s only technically still on the team. Nobody has seen or heard from him in three years.

ok, but in my defense, I’m an idiot

I guess Jacoby Ellsbury and Joba Chamberlain aren’t coming to any Yankee alumni events this season.

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.