You wouldn’t believe how much this happened on the strip in Las Vegas! We found one little girl in the parking garage and had to wake the parents up. The told security well it doesn’t happen where we are from. Last I checked you weren’t home. Parents would let their children run through the casino by themselves. We…

SNUGGGGGGGLES!!!

This isn’t law review. Run your own Casemaker search, I need to go represent actual clients. I posted today because you were trolling. I don’t need to back up twenty years of experience with a case cite.

I didn’t call you that! I was quite enjoying our little back-and-forth until you got all snotty on me. Alas, fun time is over. You killed fun time.

People do it at salons, too. I worked as a salon receptionist, and I would have infants dropped in my lap while mommy went off to get her 3 hour color done. It’s one thing if there’s a seven year old coloring or doing homework or something and the parent ASKS you to check in on them and just get them water or…

I don’t think getting nails done is a good excuse for just dropping your kid off somewhere alone, but if he wasn’t causing a problem, why was it necessary to send him away?

So the kid gets bonked on the head. Now what do the employees do? Call an ambulance? Give him a band aid? What if they do the wrong thing? They shouldn’t be in a position to have to make medical decisions for a kid.

That may be true, but it’s going to take a bit of legal legwork and paperwork and time and money to get to that conclusion. Bookstores, whether chain or mom & pop, would rather not.

Ughhhh I wish I could have done that when I worked in the kid’s section of a bookstore, just to be spiteful. But I never knew who the culprits were. The number of things I’d find at the end of the shift that some kid had ripped to shreds and the parent had “cleverly” hidden behind a bigger box was staggering. I stg,…

Ugh, AMEN. In the library I used to work at, people would let their kids run wild in the children’s section, literally climbing bookshelves, while they completely ignored them while on the computers. At least there the children’s section was visible from the computer desk (not that it did much good). Years ago, when I…

There is a very thin veneer that exists between civilized society and the howling barbarism of the Fury Road, and that veneer is not dumping food out onto a table in a public restaurant.

How does Revenge sound to you guys?

In retrospect, it’s amazing how many of these could’ve fit into Horrible Bosses—which is its own category, even!

It says a lot when someone can say “the guy who literally stole from a delivery driver is actually a better human being than most of the shitty restaurant customers on BCO” and they’re probably right.

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Reading this post, I would never have guessed that people would be flying to the comments to defend that fart. I clearly have much to learn about internet commenting.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.