On the plus side: the kid probably is getting a fat settlement check, because the business owes him triple whatever it was supposed to pay him during the year. Labor law is not my area of specialty, but to my understanding (I am an attorney) employees are entitled to treble damages for any unpaid wages that the…

I’m down. I’ll be Palpatine, since I’m a little short to be a Stormtrooper.

This man is AWESOME. I so plan on doing this as often as possible when I actually have time in my life to do so.

Bitch why don’t you get pregnant then

ok but is he single tho?

Wonder how many kids this dude’s adopted. I used to love it when they’d engage the director of the clinic where I used to escort. She adopted two kids. That’s like two more than all of the protesters put together. Fuck them.

We gotta make Nik Severson a cake or mail him a box of steaks. Bless him.

We should all go and cosplay as Vader, Palpatine, stormtroopers, etc. and hold signs like:

One thing I wasn’t expecting today was for Liam Neeson to do something I liked.

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

UPPITY WOMEN THINK THEY DESERVE SPECIAL TREATMENT

The most important point in this entire discussion.

Who is he kidding, kids at that age do not want to hang out with their parents.

Sure, but Paul Ryan is going home to teach his children good christian values, whereas when Pelosi goes home, it’s to teach her grandchildren how to gay-marry their dogs.

Something something it’s abortion’s fault, something something Benghazi, something something free stuff.

Imagine the reaction to Nancy Pelosi making this demand.

You made an obscure Discworld reference. In no reality along the trousers of time could you be a dummy.

Nope! You are correct! Ensure would indeed be the word to use.

You are right. “i” insure is what you buy from an insurance company.