It’s big in the South.

I suppose it’s a fair question; some people colloquially call all soda “coke” despite it being an actual type and brand of soda.

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

right, Zimmerman looks like a guy who would NEVER start a fight. he was just giving strangers free hugs on random kindness day.

“The revocation was based on a pile of lies, including the idea that I promote violence.”

Tipping is the worst thing about America.

Have you considered the reason you’re unpopular is because you’re entirely full of shit? Because I’ve worked a significant number of 6-hour shifts (most serving shifts tend to be around 6 hours, unless you’re working a double) and made $30 due to lack of business.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

Because teachers are grossly underpaid? We maximize corporate profits at the expense of paying actual living wages to workers, public servants, and anyone not middle management and above? Is that really the argument you want to make?

Hey, guess what? You have no idea! “Not busy” can mean “You don’t make any fucking money! Have fun eating Ramen!” It doesn’t mean you only make a meer $15 per hour.

My guess on what really went down:

In no way would that make these two people less shitty.

I hope he gets rated honestly on Peeple by all his acquaintances.

If you want some (preemptive) justice porn, go out and read the National Abortion Federation’s lawsuit against Daleidan and the CMP. It’s filled with lots of juicy anecdotes about their fuckery and shows that NAF is going to sue him into the fucking ground.

Holy shit, if this woman did not consent to this, let her rain fire and brimstone upon them until even their bones have turned to ash. I want their children’s children’s children to still be paying her, and I want these people in jail.

This is AMAZING. That’s fantastic! I love when rich people are GOOD PEOPLE.

Yay for them! There are good people.

Because the one we are in is air conditioned to the power of whoa

I totally get that. It may seem like semantics, but the difference between someone saying “I’d like a bottle of water that hasn’t been refrigerated” and someone saying “Room temperature water” is HUGE. The former is clear, specific, fabulous. The latter signals a battle of the water glasses that begins with the phrase…

I had people ask me on the regular “Does your water come from the tap?”