This is such cool information that I did not know so out of the greys with you!

I was already really sad about Chyna. Now I am just morose. She was such a gender equality champion.

it was his work phone. He had the foresight to destroy his personal phones, seems to reason if he had anything sensitive on his work phone he would have destroyed it too.

I bet they are regretting turning down all of those pot head job applicants now (or was that the CIA?)

Unfortunately, if you have large boobs, $100 minimum is what you’re going to spend on suits that fit above a DD :( #mylife #sad

Ladies and gentlemen your wasted tax dollars at work.

And that he stopped treatment when he became a Jehovah’s Witness. Fuck fuck fuck.

Yet imagine if she just straight up answered:

“Racism. But then he’d disappoint all his fans, so I understand”

Raphael Cruz, whose presidential candidate son was not born in the United States, once said that the first black president of the United States should go “back” to Africa!

Now get those kids rights to match their skin. Tights and pointe shoes were made in colors that elongate the leg lines, and a huge bias shows that it's so hardto find them in a range of skin tones.

Or maybe a star? I heard that for two Jacksons and a Hamilton you can name one.

Ben Carson has never been concerned with the facts before, so why should he start now?

The US has come so far. 150 years ago, different races weren’t even legally human. Now bits of tissue can be human too :D

It’s counter to the GOP party platform to allow government to function. How could they campaign on the promise of fixing anything if they actually fixed anything?

“Select Panel on Infant Lives”

Funny how suddenly anti-free market the GOP is when it comes to this issue.

You know what? I wish PP could sell fetal tissue for profit! Do you know how many more people they could help? How many more diseases we could potentially cure? As long as the woman signed off on it, who cares?

Why do toddlers throw tantrums? They haven’t gotten their way yet, regardless of the wisdom or logic of their “way”.

Tip: don’t keep your fire extinguisher in the kitchen. Keep it just outside the kitchen, so a kitchen fire can’t block access to it. If you put it inside a cabinet or something, make sure everyone who does any cooking in your kitchen knows where it is.

Best housewarming gift you can ever give someone is a good fire extinguisher.