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Yeah, Victoria’s Secret fitters are very sweet, but generally off. I had a fitting for funsies at a very shmancy lingerie shop and HOLY SHIT was that helpful. Not helpful? The fact that I’m basically in between sizes so I always have to grab two of each style to compare, but at least now I know so I can make good

Hmmmmmmmm...

Not just any beautiful niece, a BLONDE one!

Yea. I had someone on facebook say it’s not the trans people she is worried about, it’s heterosexual men pretending to be women to get access to the bathrooms to molest her kids.

I don’t understand why a man waltzing in behind her as she walks into a bathroom is SO MUCH MORE threatening than a man waltzing in behind her into any other room. Is there something about bathrooms that just make men all of a sudden way more rapey?

Clearly, Target’s dangerous new policy poses a danger to wives and daughters.

Won’t someone think of the beautiful blonde children?

This whole thing is sadly the next logical step for the bigots who have only just now begun to acknowledge that they lost the fight against gay people. That disgusting facebook post shows the pivot in action; “Look, I don’t hate gays, I’ve learned to tolerate them, but trans people? One must have decency!”

“Excuse me, my tusks are up *here*."

Dat ass, tho

I’m pretty sure Stannis is dead. At the beginning of the scene with Roose Bolton and Ramsay, he mentions the deceased Stannis and wishes he could reward the “man” who struck the killing blow. I could be wrong, but that seemed to me like confirmation, which is kinda too bad, because Stannis deserved far worse, IMO,

She may not be smart, but I’d rather watch her kill a man who murdered his daughter than watch her lug him around... something she’s already done with another guy for a whole season.

OH MY GOD I KNOW. like they’re ENTITLED to see hot naked women every single episode and HOW DARE THEY have to see a naked person that isn’t perfect.

Also, he did kill one whore. But that was justifiable homicide.

Tyrion never killed any whores.

Simon and Garfuckyou.

What pisses me off more than anything about last night’s episode is the shit I’ve had to wade through afterward.

Okay, I had to stop halfway through...

Okay, does anyone else hope that Daenerys gets to the nursing home for the widows of Khals and ends up organizing them into an army of elderly Dothraki women? Because I would imagine that anyone who outlives a Khal (as opposed to being killed by whatever kills him) is sneaky as hell. I, for one, would not want to go

I can’t believe I’m using this gif for a second time in only a half hour but Lil’ Kim...?