that NRA shill with a D- voting record...

Bernie is an NRA shill? Better let the NRA know that so they can change his “D-” rating to an “A.”

I’m with you on the behavior of a lot of Sanders supporters ... but what you’ve described is a problem you have with Sanders supporters. I don’t get the conflation of the man with some of his shithead supporters. A lot of Trump supporters are shitheads, too, but that isn’t why I’m not a Trump supporter ...

I’ll never cease to be amazed by how quickly people forget that superdelegates jumped ship from Clinton to Obama in 2008 once it became clear that he was winning.

There’s no conspiracy. If Bernie were actually winning (or if he manages some major upsets in the next few big primaries) more superdelegates would join his…

It makes more sense if you realize Charity is another housewife who used to be a stripper.

Summoning farts:

She doesn’t go to charity because she needs to, okay, she goes to charity because she wants to.

I’m going to watch this and drink every time someone says “charity”. My liver is going to hate me.

I can't. I mean, if I've been holding in a fart, I can choose when to let it out, but I definitely can't like... Summon a fart.

I can see a three year old saying something like that, but an adult...

Oh my god “she will fart on command, and I will dance in her fart”. This is a real thing someone said???

I used to re-read Fifteen, Jean and Johnny, and The Luckiest Girl when I couldn’t sleep at night. I found her descriptions of homemade dresses and hamburger dates incredibly soothing, and I fantasized about inhaling the scent of oranges through an open window in Shelly’s non-square bedroom. I was SIMILARLY confused by…

Flat bottom sheets are the devils playground. One wrong move at night and you're on bare mattress!

You are correct, because there IS no King of England ;)

I am a woman and stand firmly against you on this one: top sheets are the devil. They are unnecessary and a waste of money and as a restless sleeper I get trapped in them. They also require extra bed making effort — it takes 60 seconds to put on a new duvet cover after laundering but making your bed with a top sheet…

I think about the “the dawnzer’s lee light” scene every time I hear the national anthem.

hate top sheets always and forever

Thank you for this lovely article. I stumbled upon “Henry and Beezus” in fifth grade, and didn’t stop reading Beverly Cleary until I had read every last book I could find. I read them over and over.

ugh don’t ruin this for us!

Two things:

“Reboot” is the wrong word. Bringing something back is not a “reboot”. A reboot is when you start from scratch on an IP’s continuity. This is a continuation, revival or sequel (any of those terms work) because all the previous episodes of the show are canon.

Sorry, the use of Reboot where it doesn’t actually…