If you have to have that conversation with another prospective employer in the future, I can’t imagine there is anything negative about “I had an opportunity to expand my career in a new and different way than anything I had done before. It was a great way to stretch my limits and make myself a more well rounded and…

You try so hard. It’s cute. :)

For example.

There are three things no one wants to hear about, no matter how politely they may listen:

Extreme hair removal treatments, never being seen in flats, overdrawing the lipline even after getting the lips augmented...

All this family does it act like they invented things drag queens have been doing for decades. Contouring, waist training, and now wigs.

I saw the headline and was really confused for a second as to why a Catholic priest had gone to a Taylor Swift concert.

Anyone who refers to how much of a drug they just took as a “hero’s dose” probably shouldn’t be trusted to give viable opinions.... Just saying....

I don’t know, Lindsey Graham gives him a run for his money in the straight stand-up comedy department.

I mean, it’s not a criminal trial. There doesn’t need to be a preponderance of evidence or proof beyond a reasonable doubt. Dude cheated. Get out, girl. This is just making you look dumb.

I love that Spider-kid photo with him.

If there’s a conversation about whether or not something was racist, it was a dumb thing for a politician in the middle of a presidential campaign to say.

Uh, thanks for the explanation, but we definitely get the attempted self-deprecating joke. They’re saying they’re lazy. “As lazy as black people!”

The should have vetoed the joke. No one is handing Hillary Clinton jokes to read off a teleprompter sight unseen. No one.

If he was making fun of himself he should have said D.B. time. Then it could mean douchebag OR De Blasio! What wit! What fun!

At first I had a little sympathy for her because being cheated on sucks, but I have now gone back to not giving a shit about either one of them.

If you lose a quarter of your meat you will not be left with half.

Later on Iggy says she’ll cut off half an inch, which means we have some inconsistent data about how big his dick is.

also, Barack playing with small kids? Who cannot help but smile at his genuine joy.

Look, stop trying to make politicians funny. With the exception of Prez O, it never works.