Someone on FB was like “what the fuck? Now either Netflix or birch box has to go”. Over $2? I understand budgeting, but she lives at home with her parents. If you can’t scrounge an extra $2, then you can't afford it in the first place.

OMG TWO WHOLE DOLL HAIRS, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO.

I figured he was calling a friend to see if they wanted a burger. The guy was like “Nah, but bring me a bottle of water.”

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

Right! I don’t need your agreement. Why do religious people think we care if they agree or disagree with how we live? I mean, I don’t like how their faith has women chained to the kitchen and the deacons and ministers out here sleeping with every man, woman and child.

“Although all of us may not agree with that particular lifestyle for religious reasons, whatever the reason is, you still treat each other with respect.”

This is not style. This is just shit. I wish people would stop conflating active wear with stylish clothing. Active wear can only look so good. Plus, the only places they belong is the gym and gay fetish flicks from Germany involving prolls.

JE, there was also this in celeb-world today:

Yeah, inspection are good. I’d prefer to have them decoupled from repair places, so there isn’t an incentive for inspection places to fail you in hopes of getting more work though.

My friends and I, combat veterans all, have decided to work at having military installations in these bigoted states BRACed. Urge your congress people to remove bases from these states. It is simply Un-American to allow this to continue.

I’ll bet your state is full of rattle trap cars what wouldn’t pass inspections in other states too. Like the shit boxes all over Illinois roads (where my wife comes from).

It’s pathetic that there needs to be a bill about this... Virginia is the LITERAL WORST. Do they give you a ticket when you pull up to a meter, before you get out to put money in? Maybe there should be a bill...

No, the finest is when cars were ticketed in DC for parking in their driveway without a permit because within 40' of the road centerline is considered government property that must be maintained by the home owner.

I think this is what being sensible is. But then again, I only even clicked this headline in order to come down here and yell at a cloud.

Don’t forget to shake your stick... I have a shaking stick

I honestly don’t get it. I kind of felt even as a Gen Xer, I could relate to my Boomer parents. I have a 13 year old and I have no idea what the fuck they are on most of the time. Everything is a big deal— and not in that teen dramatic way. One of his 12 year old classmates has a stronger eyebrow game than I do. When…

Having prom-asking being turned into some Huge Major Life Event Proposal is over the top and silly. These are teens! This is not a marriage proposal! STOP DOING THIS, KIDS!!! It’s seriously not that big a deal. It isn’t.

Promposals are the worst and made the 3 months my senior year leading up to prom one of my least favorite times in my life. You could not escape them.

Why risk possible being charged with felony resisting arrest, which the audio can corroborate pretty effectively for the prosecution? Btw are you a lawyer?