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Cool yer heels, Mabel
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I’m not letting you take this away from me.

Neck creams are definitely a gimmick. Just use a normal moisturizer, either the one you already use on your face, or something similar but cheaper if your face cream is too spendy for you to want to use it on your neck.

Slather on the moisturizer!

I have never seen a tampon in the US that comes with a wrapper designed for diposal. Ever.

So they got paper cuts to their necks? Or was somebody tampering with the props as a prank?

I don’t recommend incorporating this many products into your skin-care regimen at once. If your skin freaks out, you won’t know which product is the culprit. On the flip side, if your skin starts looking freaking amazing, you won’t know which products are actually helping versus which are just draining your bank

And, as Kris says, it would be reasonable for her to think it had to do with sports. And there was also the whole marrying her, sleeping with her, and having children with her.

I don’t for a second believe that she was at all forthcoming about this in the beginning of her relationship. Whatever, that’s fine, but like come on, don’t lie about it. It’s perfectly ok to say “I wasn’t ready to tell anyone, I was still struggling with it, etc.” But don’t lie or spin in the truth in a way to make

If Annie had bothered to ask me, I would have encouraged her to just give the wee lad the middle name Banks like his dad and to save Roseline for future girls (or boys, my great-great grandfather was named Rosario and I have always liked that name). Rosebanks reads a little “Renesmee” to me.

I didn’t realize that Allie was gone. Was that the reason the 500 Days of Kristen was put out of our misery 50 days early?

Cait is such an asshole. It is completely unreasonable to beleive that everyone should be able to extrapolate that she is transgender from “I took some hormones that affected my sperm count.” She has an extraordinary need to paint herself as an oppressed victim, even though she doesn’t have an ounce of empathy for

I was surprised that Anne gave her baby a normal name and then saw that disaster in the middle...celebrities, they just can’t help themselves?

Yup yup. Prostaglandins get released to cause the blood vessels/uterus to contract (the body’s attempt at damage control, e.g. keeping bleeding to a non-fatal level); said prostaglandins are hella non-specific, so they invite the large intestine to the contraction party as well. Thus, period shits.

JEZEBEL IS A SHILL FOR THE PLUMBING LOBBY!!!!1

FLUSH it? Are you insane? Never flush that shit, unless you hate the homeowner.

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

Not to mention when I get real horny on day two but my boyfriend wants nothing to do with that business.

...as a guy with a trashcan in the bathroom...HUH?

1st: Madeleine should work in advertising because she has some seriously clever naming skills

Sounds like these guys had the experience of what it’s like to be 12 and not know how to deal with having a period. For real world adulting period having, I’d like for them to suddenly be so tired one day all they want is to nap. Then 2 days later feel like they have to eat every item of food they can find. Then the