because guilt tastes the opposite of delicious

There are people who place their names on a list to foster-to-adopt with state agencies. They can specify their preference of the age/gender of the child or baby they would like to have.

A church is a legit safe haven, according to the law.

Why would members of this church have any more claim to the baby than anyone else (who may already be on the waiting list for a baby through the state’s social services)?

This rendition of the Old Spice jingle is really making my day.

Like you treat your wives?

Go back to aryan Fox Nation

The really, really disgusting thing I learned today in the comments section of Faux News is the hashtag #blackthugssplatter.

It’s been front page on CNN for at least a week and other major news orgs have given it plenty of coverage.

This has been front page on many major news sites for weeks.

Marsha Brady did it first

Not me but my mom and her sister, Carol and Janet, who were typically overweight as adolescents. Their dad used to call them Carol the Barrel and Janet the Planet. : (

I once saw a small bag containing over $2 million in cash. True story. My husband used to be a branch manager for Brinks Armored car and I picked him up from work one night and he showed me the cash room. The whole place was surreal but the bag really struck me because it seemed so small for what it contained.

Maybe she and these guys made a plan

Hmmm... I always heard that you shouldn’t keep plants in your bedroom. Maybe an old wives tale but my mom never allowed them.

Ain’t nobody buying that tragedy.

Was the text, “I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me”?

WaPo says over 2000

In every single photo, she looks like she’s jonesing for a hit of H.

I read yesterday that 2000 individuals on the terror watch list were able to legally purchase guns in the US over the past ten years. NRA says meh.