Brooks is so totally faking cancer. And Vicki knows it.

Obviously, unless she willfully ignored the four or five cameras just sitting around.

Oh, hey honey, can you go get the checkbook and ignore the five cameras we have out here?

You can keep it. You can’t get there from here.

Found this on NY Mag:

We call one of our cats an asshole on a daily basis but nearly alwayss follow it up with “but he’s so cute!”

OMGosh! We had one of those too! But ours came through the cat door in the garage, into the house, into our hearts.

I think less Crossfit is a standing rule for everyone, no?

Joaquin or Julian Castro?

Well there is actual campaigning and whatever it is he’s been doing to make sure no one knew who he was last night, so...

7/10 would do.

Cannot. Stop. Eyes. From. Rolling.

But the tongue is the only way I knew it was Miley!

The devil’s advocate in me says better there than here. At least there, they don’t really have anything to accomplish. Let them spend their time and money winning a war that’s already been won, kwim.

So into attractiveness that he married Yoko Ono????

Maenwhile, sometimes when you go to the gyno for your yearly, all of the sudden, without warning, yup, there’s a finger in ma butt!

Yeah, or tell them that they have to have their junk squished in a radiation machine every year.

Except we aren’t talking about ‘A’ mammogram, we are talking about a set of four films every year or every other year for 30 or 40 years and that doesn’t even account for repeat mammograms done in a single year of something suspicious shows on a film. It doesn’t account for additional radiation exposure an individual…

The best screening test is your own hands. Soemthing like 80%* of breast cancers are caught with self exams.