“Nigel only pawn in game of life.”

I just spent 10 minutes searching for a gif that would fully capture my disdain for this smug dickhole. Nothing that profane exists, so I will let Maggie Smith take it from here.

Singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell "awake and in good spirits" in LA hospital intensive care unit, her agent tweets - @BBCBreaking

I can't..

Just in case no one does, I'll share the adorable feeding time picture my dad sent me today

OMG. I mean, my cats are adorable and all but they can never know about this creature. They are too insecure to learn that something may be cuter. It's like a fluffy oversized baby version of my Polly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO MAKE AN ACTUAL "SQUEE" NOISE

I AINT GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY YOU GODDAM LOCH NESS MONSTA!

If it were real, it would be mine already. It's just going to have to be my spirit animal instead.

Time will present you with all the evidence you need and then some, but you'll still be talking out your ass, Gov. Pence.

"if I thought it legalized discrimination in any way in Indiana, I would have vetoed it"