Emotions are for losers.

You know, I love his movies, except for that nervous little guy in all of them.

Good for her for protecting herself, especially as a teenager with parents who obviously weren't looking out for her. I certainly don't think Teenage Me would have had the awareness or strength to flat-out reject someone with that level of professional sway.

I'll bite, just for lulz.

Yeah, but if you are rich and didn't do it, you pay them off to end the accusation, a la Big Ben or Kobe. If these women were trying to do this to get his money, it would be settled out of court.

Please, everybody, just ignore this idiot. He's really trying super hard.

Yeah, we're all having elephant burgers tonight thanks to Ted Nugent's brave hunting party. You realize that most food we eat is domesticated livestock? I'm surprised you have an internet connection so far up your own ass.

Horton Hears a Hick