MINE TOO. Well, he knows better, he just can’t stop saying it that way. Like his mouth just won’t form the word correctly.

My husband pronounces it that way and it drives me insane. He knows it’s wrong now, but the poor dear just can’t seem to stop.

MY HUSBAND SAYS CHIPOL-TAY. i used to try and be nice and not correct him, just pronounce it properly, but finally i started correcting him. the first few times he would say “That’s what I said!” even though it WASN’T what he said. now he knows, he just can’t stop himself, the poor dear. Like how he says…

I just tried this with eight different photos. Two separate times it thought I was 23! But two other times it thought I was 33 and 34, respectively :( Twice it thought I was 27, once 29, once 30. I’m 26. I don’t know how to feel about this.

Wait. Why isn’t peanut butter considered a healthy snack?!

YES! Her eyes were brown! Like, wtf.

That’s especially fascinating to me, because as a die-hard Harry Potter fan, HOW COULD THEY NOT CHANGE HIS EYES TO GREEN with all our modern technology? having his mother’s green eyes is pretty crucial

In the district where I live, you don’t have to buy a specific uniform. There are just rules about what qualifies as a “uniform”—when I was still in school, that meant a white or navy collared shirt and khaki or navy pants with white or black shoes. You could buy those items from anywhere and in almost any style…

I am seriously considering rioting re: childcare. I’m only 14 weeks pregnant and I’ve already been told by five daycares that I will have to pay $80+ to be put on a waiting list to send my NOT YET BORN child to their stupid $300/wk centers. And I live in a Midwest city often considered to have a low cost of living.…

I hated the first few episodes, but at some point it clicked for me and I was like OH I GET IT and I loved it. Need to rewatch to remember why that is.

I think you should rewatch the original seasons. Michael was NEVER self aware. He was only responsible in comparison to his family. Those things were there from the beginning. It was just painfully obvious in the most recent season.

We got a really great deal on a package trip to Ireland. Included airfare, a rental car, hotels, and passes to various touristy things. A few months after booking the trip, we got an email saying our flight had changed. The trip was still six months out.

It took me about three months, but I lost that baby to miscarriage (probably unrelated). We were “not NOT trying”—didn’t measure BBT or anything, were just having unprotected sex. The thing about getting pregnant, though, is you really can’t plan it too closely. After that first miscarriage it took nine months for me…

A close friend of mine just got hers removed. One symptom we know for sure was attributed to the bc was complete loss of libido. She also gained a lot of weight while she had it, but hasn’t determined yet whether it’s a correlation or not.

I’ve tried Low-Ogestrel, Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo, Yaz, BeYaz, and Amethia. All of them lowered my libido significantly (Yaz the least). Low-Ogestrel and Amethia each turned me in to a completely different person... constantly irritated and angry. Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo made my periods WORSE, heavier and with more cramps.…

I don't think that's a sports bra... her boobs are nowhere near restricted enough for sporting. I'm pretty sure it's just a tight cropped tank.

Mine wasn't over $20k but there have been sooooo many places on the internet (including, sometimes especially Jez) where the commentariate has made me to feel as though we overspent. In truth, I don't think we did.

Well, there's Carol Kane... but... her character doesn't exactly fit any Jewish stereotypes I know of.

omg i think i just realized SOM might be partially responsible for that in me, too. my dad is like the nicest, friendliest guy, WHY DO I ALWAYS WANT THE ARROGANT DISTANT DICKHEADS?

I had to be cut out of a dress I tried on at Anthropologie once. A $300 dress. But it wasn't my fault! The zipper got stuck, every staff member and my friend tried to unzip it and it just wouldn't. So they didn't blame me. But still.