We had absolutely agreed that we wanted to get married. I did want a proposal, not just because it's romantic but also because I'd had conversations about marriage with previous boyfriends and then they went on to continue to be uncommitted and immature about building the relationship toward marriage, and though I…

yesyesyes. mine works in film/video production, and the only time it truly bothered me was when he was working 16 hr nights on a film we both knew would never go anywhere and barely getting paid for it. BUT. that really paid off in the end and now he is able to ask for and get the pay he deserves. and even then i…

wake n bake, spending an hour on the toilet, eating plain block cheese without having to share, watching shitty tv/movies, watching movies I've seen a million times, masturbating alone, singing stupid songs to my pets, staring at the internet for hours, staying in bed all day, narrating my life in a British accent. My…

There's also similar capsules made of seaweed which as no mercury at all.

I'm pregnant right now, and from my understanding, DHA (a type of Omega-3) is EXTREMELY important for developing fetuses.

Is it just me or were they modeling Dunbar after Warren? Not in experience, obviously, but in policy/platform.

My mom threw a giant fit about inviting HER cousins to the wedding. Like, my once-removed or second cousins or whatever it is (I'm always confused by that). Didn't matter to her that we didn't invite any of the groom's actual cousins, or any of my dad's cousins, and only four of my actual cousins. Nope, ALL her…

I hope you guilted them about the environment. That was my plan if anyone complained about the online RSVPs.

The only disaster with my wedding invitations was that I decided to make them myself. I designed them and had them printed with Vistaprint, but then chose to spray paint the edges so they looked gilded (it actually worked really well), tea stain the envelopes so they matched the invitations better, and make my own…

Ohh, but The Bump forums are like, my favorite thing to read right now.

jesus christ why would you tell me that? I'm already paranoid!

Fake Cheesy Perfection.

Thanks!

Thank you!

I'm newly pregnant (~6.5 weeks!) and after some lab work discovered that my Rubella immunization is starting to wear off (apparently that's a thing?) Since I can't get vaccinated while I'm pregnant, I am now terrified some anti vaxxer idiot is going to give me the German measles and me and my baby will die.

I always order the quesarito subbing beans for meat and they charge me a dollar for the substitution >:(

I scored 0 and see white/gold so...

All that makes sense to me. I have no problem with the white/blue conundrum.

Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Specifically about your husband saying "fine, i guess." Who does that?!

Our wedding wasn't "screwed up" by this—the majority of the guests had no idea that it happened and we didn't let it keep us from having a good time—but it was definitely my father-in-law, his wife and step daughter/her husband/her best friend, the grandma on that side, and my brother-in-law, for leaving immediately…