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assuming I didn't do anything to make myself extra stinky, at most every other day. At least twice a week. It all depends on how my hair is behaving.

maybe it's a collar.

when i studied abroad in NZ i was SO CONFUSED at the coffee shop. Flat White? Long Black? wtf? I started out ordering a Long Black because I assumed it was like ordering your coffee black (it isn't; it's kind of like an Americano?) and then never stopped. Also the name was funny.

My workplace (completely unconnected from the government) had Jez blocked for like, a week once. I assumed it had something to do with an ad or article that had some key word or image that was NSFW.

Ours was kind of a special case since the wedding WAS outside, so I can't really blame them for that. Babies cry! I get it! And that's why I didn't want them there ;)

Not to be all me-me-me about it, but Jesus Christ, there are only a few moments in your life where you should really be the center of attention, and that's one of them.

Damn. My cousin ignored our no kids policy AND the fact that we hired a babysitter specifically for them and brought their baby to our wedding. The baby cried throughout the ceremony, though pretty quietly so it wasn't a huge disturbance. What really upset me about it, though, was that we had told everyone else no…

I don't think we ever specifically said "no kids allowed." We just didn't put the names of any kids on the invitation! That's a way around it maybe?

We decided on no kids for a number of reasons. One, it cut our guest list down SIGNIFICANTLY because Mr. Brrr's cousins have like seven kids each. Second, we didn't want any crying or talking during the ceremony (something I've witnessed quite a bit). Third, kids get rambunctious when grouped together, especially if…

i saw it the other night and had no idea what the twist was. i went from being mildly interested to OMG THIS IS SO MESSED UP I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING. i was also stoned.

oh my god they really do

it gets especially fun when they do the cutesy "faux" guilt tripping about how you haven't contributed any babies yet. Thanks Aunt Connie, I'll be sure to not have any more miscarriages now that you've let me know how important it is I fulfill my role as babymaker!

Blaise Zabini was black!

I have no idea how much canes for the blind cost, but I would imagine it was provided by the school because the parents couldn't afford one.

I have wondered about the art classes too! charming a painting is clearly something people do, and the magical photographic process?! i wants to know it!

same on both of those. i think i'd like transfiguration, too, because i feel like it's the closest thing to being able to make magical art?

If it's true that she's just out of the first trimester, that means she'd be at about 13-14 weeks now. I think that topless photo came out a month ago, and was probably shot a month before that, so it's unlikely that she knew she was pregnant at that point. But it'd be pretty badass if she'd just found out she was…

My thoughts exactly. They played a show here on Thanksgiving. Sold out immediately. Lots of people I knew offering to do lots of things in exchange for tickets.