Maybe he thought he was calling an escort service, and then was like "Ohhhhh right. A DENTIST'S office. Wink wink. Alright. Yeah. I want to make an appointment with the DENTIST."

I basically think you're the absolute coolest right now.

OMG CLEANING THE BASEBOARDS. Mr. Brrr doesn't even think about doing it. He's great at taking out the trash tho

Uhh, neither, really. The orgasms I've had from PIV had little to do with the size of the dick and a lot more to do with my level of arousal and the addition of external stimulation.

That's actually one reason I like them, it feels like she often writes about things women aren't supposed to feel or say out loud, and she's able to portray them in a way that both acknowledges those feelings AND that she knows she's not "supposed" to feel them.

When educating my mother on the merits of Grease I would often bring up that point, but also, Bad!Sandy really is so much cooler so the change is acceptable.

I ALSO HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE ONLY WITH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND JUST MY MOM

I was very poor at the time and never made it to the north island. Had I known there was Taco Bell there, I might have scraped the money together. Yes, I was surprised by the American things I missed.

Woah wait, you guys have Taco Bell?! When I was in NZ four years ago there was NO Taco Bell to be found! Not on the south island, anyway.

When I was studying in NZ, all I wanted was Mexican food. I missed it so bad. Like, cheap, shitty Mexican food... I wanted it! But there were NO Mexican restaurants in Dunedin at that time, and those that I found in other cities were over priced with tiny plates.

Oh honey. Internet hugs to you. Please don't feel guilty! You are doing what you need to do. I wish you all the best!!

Thisthisthisthis.

Ahhh gotcha!

Give me a fucking break. I had her body type as a teen ("boyish") and her popularity as a leading lady did wonders for my self esteem.

I basically said the same thing in my comment! Yay itty bitty titty committee!

I'm not sure I understand. How was her style in P&P triggering? What does it trigger?

I loved Keira as a teen because our boobs are basically the same size. I remember reading an interview with her in which she said every day on the set of Pirates, they would air brush on her cleavage. Seeing her admit to that helped me feel much less self conscious about my own teensy chest.

As a "former" goth, I have totally planned my funeral like some girls plan their weddings many, many times.

Holy crap, that's awesome. I did something good. Haha! :)

w/e Goliath gtfo. You ain't never gonna be Royal!