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I recently invented a way through which we could actually eliminate guns from planet earth. You have to start slowly. First, make guns completely illegal and jail anyone who comments about guns or uses the word gun on social media. Then make saying the word “gun” illegal and jail anyone who says it. Then ship all of

I was recently driving and texting and I saw a billboard that struck me.

Norm Chompsky, my favorite linguicist, would disagree. He would argue that the entire point of language is to transfer meaning from one entity to the next. All else is meaningless, petty frivolity.

Changes in gravity are fake. 9.807 m/s2  is the only gravity that exists so the entire idea of gravity is redundant and fake.

You forgot Hillary. She was the one who made Trump win.

Certainly is a hot take there, Bubba. I’ve been part of we since before you were a me.

The Americans have been faking space adventures for centuries. This is just the latest example. The moon landing was fake. The moon itself is fake and dumb. This Mars Rover thing is fake. Mars is probably fake too but I don’t know much about that so can’t say for sure. Stars are fake and all of the rocket launches

You are old enough to know that often times my discourse has actual meaning behind it. Many times the exact opposite, a complete and total thought vacuum. But sometimes there is meaning.

You know, us. The good people.

There is only one God and her name is Allah.

These unlucky parents didn’t cross the border, THE BORDER CROSSED THEM.

No idea what your talkin’ about Buster.

Worthless, revenue-negative startups whose entire potential value is sucked out prior to going public? I would consider them zombified and not necessarily dead.

Did you just change your name to Plague Lovers in order to ironically ask for more Africans?

It is Americans like you that keep my faith that this country is worth saving.

Disagree just about as much as one could disagree with something.

Our figurehead is now a young transgendered felon who believes we should let all prisoners out of jail.

It’s not a gun though. It’s just a severed head on a spike.