Biting into a pizza roll and having pepperoni-flavored lava shoot out the sides is not fun. I've taken to nibbling off the end and eating them a little bit at a time.

I really liked that it was shot from her perspective, because in my experience, many men — even well-meaning ones — cannot take themselves out of the headspace of a guy when they hear about things like this, and default to trying to understand or explain his actions. But when that guy gropes her leg in the cab, you…

"The Michigan Legislature, now that they've solved all of the problems in Michigan (LOL)"

First the 12 year old who died because the school didn't have his inhaler readily available, now this. Both completely avoidable.

The Doge is not amused.

• Polly Prostitute

His religion is based on the premise a chick got humanity kicked out of Paradise. I blame pretty much any of the bad Christian stuff on St. Paul. He was a DICK. The anti-gay stuff is in his letters, not the gospels, and I'm pretty sure most of the rules that got the Church going started with him. Jesus is so totally…

EQUINE OPPRESSION

I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass. Before you get mad at me for "slut-shaming," this is a doll marketed to little girls.

This is one of the lazier articles of this type that I have seen. This topic has been DONE TO DEATH, and it would be nice to have a fresh take on it, for once. This article is NOT THAT.

ugh, what is this? hack writer tryout week on Jezebel? First we had the black "author" conflating east LA gang culture with all Latinos, and now we have this fool calling Polly Pocket 'Polly Prostitute', and lazily waving away the accusations of slut shaming because...WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?

Slut shaming and Godwin's law in the same article? That might be a new record. This article is shameful and ludicrous. There's a point to be made about sexism in toys, but this is absolutely not it. I grew up enjoying doll clothes. I now enjoy sewing clothing and don't have issues with self-esteem or my appearance.…

"I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass."

I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass. Before you get mad at me for "slut-shaming," this is a doll marketed to little girls.

Wow, so you put scare quotes around the phrase slut-shaming, having just used the p-slur. You don't get to shame real sex workers to aid the narrative of your unoriginal just-in-time-for-Christmas article.

aaaaaaaand there it is, you have Godwin's Law-ed yourself in your own article. I'm not saying there is no way to relate these topics, but this is shoddy, bad writing. Its not even writing; all you've done is to shoehorn two images in at the end as if TA-DA! I've proved dolls = racism because book! See! See! .... This…