The stories are horribly written and I don't doubt this guy is a self-pitying douche, but am I the only one who thinks that the shoes objectively are kind of interesting and it's kind of a cool idea? *runs*

SWEDEN.

Well good. No one should starve so I can have a $5 t-shirt.

No Erin, Sarah is my BFF. If you like, you can join us for our Christmas tradition of jamming out to Glenn Beck's Christmas album whilst we hunt the poors from her helicopter.

zis from Zara? http://www.zara.com/us/en/woman/co…

No such thing as purple urine?

Challenge ... accepted!

I read that headline as "real sex robot" at first, which would make sense given the image posted with it.

Last year around Christmas time I was working as a barista. My boss had me sitting outside handing out free samples of hot chocolate and cookies one day. A lady came up and got her free sample, and I wished her "Happy Holidays" and she fucking corrected me by saying "No, Merry Christmas!" I really wanted to be like…

"MEANWHILE AT THE HALLS OF MARVEL..."

I assume the first piece of advice is not having a vagina.

Thank goodness for the like, TWO posters in here that address the realest surest truest way to stop rape: STOP RAPING. jfc, why is that not the mainstream approach? It's just so sensible! So logical! So easy! If you see a drunk person, don't put your sex parts on in or around theirs!