I’m just seeing a list of pros here.

She’s 30 my dude.

It is their fault for birthing a twitchy baby.

The only two disappointments I had with this film were: I wanted someone to say “No shit, Sherlock” to Stark and Strange; and I really wanted to see Peter and Shuri nerd out together. I really hope one or both of those things happens in 4. Although I saw a video where Beenadick Cumbersnatch decried it as a cheesy…

So which one of them dies in Infinity War?

Dickstab Swordfight is my new porn name.

It works because it’s true. They DO hold all the power, but we’re in the process of changing that, and they ARE losing their control of all the power, however slowly.

It’s like a yard for smart people.

1.41 gigawatts? Great Scott!

Baby-dicked gun nuts REALLY want you to describe their murder weapons perfectly, and then when you do, they still have a problem with it.

Why don’t you ban these racist pieces of shit?

Those are literally the words the police chief used. What’s the matter with you?

No. The article clearly said that Neanderthals were optimized for “heavy exertion”, not “heavy extortion”.

Doubling down on Donnie’s dumb, deftly done!

This post read like stereo instructions...

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

But what else will I masturbate in?

This isn’t any more funny just because you posted it on multiple comments.

That’s not a Pomeranian. It’s a fully grown lion. It just looks like a Pomeranian next to him.

It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.