C'mon C. DIFF!!! Go C. DIFF! (the C in this case stands for cappuccino.)

I have two failed engagements to total asshats too!! Unite! Great boyfriend now too, we're unofficially engaged now (he wants to propose and all that nonsense). Third time is the charm for us I hope! Good luck!

Has Cem never seen Entourage?

I am literally this hippo if birds come anywhere near me because they are tiny flying dinosaurs and I am fucking terrified of them.

55 in Berkeley. I wore a light sweater under my jacket. Brrrrr.

This is an incredibly important and overlooked argument against libertarianism/anarchy. I want animal control, damnit.

Woah. Just...woah.

You don't need brush cleaner! Just any foaming makeup remover (for yo face) will do the trick! I use my Neutrogena Foaming Facial Cleanser and it works amazingly. It's made cleaning my brushes so much easier.

Most states don't pay servers the actual legal minimum wage in their area. Rather there are laws that allow them to pay sub-minimum (when I was a server not that long ago it was $2.13 an hour in NJ) with the expectation that your tips will bring you back up to minimum wage or better. That's why not tipping or not…

I'm pretty sure that legally, if your wages + tips don't add up to at least the standard minimum wage your employer is required to make up the difference. At least that's what I remember reading in Nickel and Dimed...I think I also read that your employer is required to post that information, but lord knows I never…

Chopped up clips of Bryan Williams.

OMG HAHAHHAHAHA. I wish you could set up some sort of camera so that you get a shot of the exact moment he realizes (SPOILER) he named his daughter after the girl that kills God. :) My shadenfreud is so deep right now dude. Thanks for that.

That sounds like an excellent plan. Thank goodness I planted my lime tree. I'm going to need a lot of limes.

Gross. I read the first sentence of the garbage which seemed notallmen-y. Dismiss is the better option over yelling at these fucks since nukinja kicked in.

Glad you dismissed the #notallmen troll that showed up. Jesus what is wrong with people.

I think most people were just upset that it didn't happen this season? I dunno though. My friends are all Unsullied and they didn't even pick up on it or figure out that it was a spoiler.

Of course not. Did I say that?

I just finished a PhD program at a med school. Almost none of the combined degree students I knew (MD/PhDs) had scientific training (i.e. working in a lab, thinking critically about scientific research papers, experimental design, statistical training) other than what they had done in undergrad, before they started…