This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

“I’ve realized that the only real luxury is time.”

“The films that are being made, are the big-time producers thinking outside of the box in terms of how to cast the role?,” she asked. She added that producers should ask themselves, “Can you cast a black woman in that role? Can you cast a black man in that role?”

She’s fantastic, can I go on vacation with her?

I feel for Chris Rock. There’s pressure to host, pressure to not host. I wonder if he’s feeling torn.

You know they just take the original garment/shoe/accessory and bring it to a factory. They figure exactly how it was constructed and then break it down by cost to reproduce. Most items can pretty much be knocked off completely. Materials may be changed. However the reason something is so costly is the brand and…

My face as I thought too deeply about Larry and Hef in the mansion. It would be the old, pornman version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?.

I kinda get what Katie is saying. I am early 40s, and I still wonder when the adults are going to show up and help me out with life stuff.

In related news, RumpShaker69@hotmail.com has just been unanimously selected Person of the Year

Coco made me love her. I didn’t wanna do it. I didn’t wanna do it.

I have a friend who works at Entertainment Weekly and when Coco visited she [my friend] was giddy with delight. Could not stop qvelling and plotzing.

coco is everything

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

My heart breaks for Iman (this photo also from their wedding day), that she might have any exposure to this awful woman saying anything and everything to gain attention in the wake of his death. It’s really despicable.

The best part about that sentiment is that the Iranians literally didn’t try anything. There wasn’t a ransom or any demands at all. Just a “hey, you guys seem lost. want a ride?”

How would Fox News respond to this? ‘Hoo-rah these Murican patriot heroes saved our citizens from the evil Islamists yet again. Build a statue to these patriots!’”

Those of us fortunate enough have been trained on these situations know these sailors did what they needed to do. Never, ever, ever believe anything you see in a confession video.

Yeah and the whole why was he laughing when she walked by!?! Like someone said something funny and he’s a little drunk because he came for the free booze and press?