Seriously, she’s like *always* been the WalMart version of a low rent Farrah Fawcett.

I am developing a half-assed theory that diets and calorie counting programs mostly work on people who are fat because they never learned portion control or bothered to think about what they are eating (i.e., mostly men, because they didn’t have this stuff hammered into them in childhood). Meanwhile, people who get…

Oprah’s commercial just makes me eat bread. Like I will take some bread every damn time that commercial comes on. Stocks in bread rose when they aired that shit. Sorry Weight Watchers. Congrats bread.

“Throw you like a bucking bronco and then catch fire” was too long to fit on the packaging.

I remember how excited I was the summer I got my merit badges for Scoring Bags, Tying Off and Cooking.

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If you're a milk drinker I totally agree. Anything that has fat reduced has sugar added to compensate. Fat is not as bad for you as sugar. Have the fat. Love the fat. Live the fat.

He's the bipolar kid who is getting his MFA at your college who asks too many questions in class, has weird final submissions, and also makes you worry about your safety.

As the husband of a woman with depression - it’s always to be taken seriously. Life is tough. But when your body and mind decide they want to fight you, it’s even worse.

So what’s in the gift bags, then? I’m trying to think of classy, wealthy presents, but it’s so far out of my league, I’m just getting stuck on, like, name-brand shaving gel.

Ok. So Kayne is a musical genius some say.

I think it’s great-commendable even-not to leave your children your great fortune. But then it is your parental duty to prepare your kid to be self-sufficient and self-supporting. Gloria Vanderbilt and Anderson Cooper are a good example of this.

You can chart a pretty clear dropoff in his sanity after his mother passed away. I’ve long suspected that was the source of him losing his damn mind. He was a little loose before, but let’s be honest, George Bush DIDN’T care about black people. . . however, after his mother passed, I think it broke him or something.

Even more important news about the dead: Lamar was there, wandering around and looking great.

New York’s hottest trend this fall is the concave butt.

The issue I have is that there are other ways to take a person down then shooting them. I mean seriously, if it were a white man would they still shoot? Or try a different way to take him down?

Sad that celebrities are the people providing support when this is clearly a government fuck up.

Words can’t express how much this moves me. I am always floored by the people that hate Beyonce, and think she stands for whatever vile thing they throw out there.

I worked with James on As I Lay Dying, an adaption of the Faulkner novel. James directed the film and played a leading role in it as well. Despite his off-screen personas, James is all about the work on the day. He arrived on set each morning with storyboards and was always open to input from the other cast and crew…

Absolutely fuck those people victim blaming, and saying, “if you don’t want pictures out there,” nonsense.