lusitaniatucker
Anonymous HoBag
lusitaniatucker

They must have the most fun household, an honor I previously bestowed upon Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd.

I'd culturally appopriate all of this if someone told me it was okay.

Here is one, for example, that I like very much. Modern, chic flair. The squared sleeves, and the narrower waist....

I was wondering the same - but then it may just become your new normal and your tolerance may adjust?

“Ignorance is bliss when it comes to our heroes sometimes. Learning the truth is a mighty huge letdown.”

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

but dog is adorable, can we talk about him instead?

They’re all just waiting for the Supermodel delivery that they’ve convinced themselves that they deserve. Any day now, an army of Victoria’s Secret angels will be dropped off at their doorsteps, and they will claim what is their due. Until then, it is the Cheeto-dusted, cramped-hand, incel waiting game behind their

Me too! I wish there was a link to her blog, sounds like my kind of thing.

I just signed up with the username joshduggar2.

“Look employee, I’m not saying you should be beaten with toxic stingray tails but I am going to have to give you a write up for a no call no show.”

For the season you should be Anon HoHoHobag.

I still sit like that. 27. Mine are wrong too I guess. Let’s start a GoFundMe.

I still sit like that at 30, people always comment on it... So something must be wrong with my legs right?

Totally beautiful and adorable. Mason looks really Spanish (as from Spain); as did Valentina Hayek when she was younger. That may be an odd thing to say but I have lived in Europe and Latin America; and there is this very distinctive Spanish (from Spain) look that is neither like the rest of Europe nor Latin America.

You could do worse. Sometime in the ‘80s my Good Aunt asked me what I wanted for Xmas, and I suggested a bottle of Cristalle, by Chanel. My Good Aunt always means well but is easily muddled so instead I got a bottle of Forever Krystle, the Dynasty spinoff fragrance.

Being a huge fan of the Cowboys myself I got the EXACT same tattoo. Been wondering why cars have been driving by shooting up my house. Now it all makes sense.