OK. I need everyone to know this:

This is exactly what she was talking about. It’s not good enough that she’s championing feminism publicly, she dares to point out that women are often the biggest enforcers of gender roles and patriarchal values, so fuck her.

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

Eh, I only hate people who shake down family members, take out loans and/ or run up credit card debt to pay for crazy weddings.

When I first moved to NYC, I lived across the street from John Legend when he was still living in the East Village. Me and my friend used to run into him at the coffee shop on the corner. We were law students and he always said hello and asked how studying was going. I later saw him at a “Meet and Greet” after a…

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Worst yet, there’s a growing movement of people that believe you shouldn’t earn anything from what you create and that magically and communistically if you create it should be instantly shared and reaappropriated to how any idiot thinks it should be.

Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.

Maybe she doesn’t see herself as bi (or pansexual as the kids are calling it now), and that’s cool, I just really hope that this quasi-gay thing isn’t that thing where bi people magically stop being bi if we get in a long term monogamous relationship with the opposite sex.

I’m not apologizing for not dating every…

No.

I REALLY hope there’s a new trend in Hollywood of A-List actors doing Lifetime movies for fun. My whole life has been leading up to seeing Meryl Streep and Denzel Washington in a remake of Crimes of Passion: She Woke Up Pregnant.

Remember that scene in “Gia”, when Angelina’s dressed in outladish clothes in a scuzzy background on the streets, jonesing for a fix?

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But the problem is: If you’re that much of an asshole, you’re not going to be self aware enough to know you’re the giant flaming mega-douche that you actually are. You think you’re awesome, and the world around you is filled with sniveling peons.

I'd love a week of only hotel / movie theatre stories. I can only imagine what those poor souls have to put up with in a daily basis...

When Lil’ John was reached for comment, he had this to say...

The world’s always been ridiculous.

I love this high school pic of her.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).

I like to imagine the guy is super-racist, but also completely uninformed about any racial stereotypes. So he just walks around all day yelling things at people, “Latinos, always wearing striped cardigans! Ugh, those Indians and their Starbucks! You Italians and your magazines!”