I use a browser extension where I can block key words from my Facebook feed, and “Younique” and “Jamberry” were the first words I added. Third was “Crossfit”

I read ‘hit’ as a verb not an adjective. So it says that Matt Damon hit one the pretty horses LIKE THE JERK WE ALL KNOW HIM TO BE.

“Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus hate each other more than John Travolta hates excess body thetans”

My aunt “has” Morgellons. I “had” something similar in 2010. I was obsessed with ingrown hairs, to the point that I believed I had almost twice as much hair as I actually had, but it was ‘trapped’ under the skin of my scalp and therefore I had to free it with my fingernails. I waxed all the skin off my chin because I…

I think it also feeds into peoples needs/desires to be special as it’s not just “unfashionable” diseases (e.g. mental illness) that people reject, it’s common ones - like scabies. Common diseases are what other people get, I’m a super special snowflake, my illness is super rare, nobody understands my suffering.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

FINALLY my Sopranos cosplay mansion can be MINE

A friend of a friend apparently slept with Henry Rollins, and when he came, he yelled ‘FEEL THE SEED OF ROLLINS!’.

Yet her selfie crimes go unpunished

all those husbands's and I bet she still feels alone

Let’s face it, Christina Hendricks is the subject of a lot of people’s dream journals.

I’d venture that many Americans know little-to-nothing about the Armenian genocide. Maybe this trip by the Kardashians will bring some awareness.

“Sorry, promotional people, Universal. I’m more into Mercury Rev, Oasis, Brian Jonestown Massacre.”

Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…

Loving that euphemism from ABC news’ press release. “Inappropriate” is when you wear a leather miniskirt to an interview with Barbara Walters. She served seven and a half years for raping a child.

In before this comment section gets loaded down with people who hate Wurtzel. Welp, I love her. Not everything she writes is a win (that NYMag piece a few years back was pretty terrible), but when she’s good, she is great. Bitch was awesome (where she was the only, and I mean the ONLY feminist who tried to defend Amy…

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

I imagine she doesn’t have a job. Because she isn’t real.

Devil salad is eaten. Everything is okay again.

People who call drug addicts terrible people because of their addiction, are terrible people.