1. This trend is great news for my short-ass self. No hemming=winning!

Her line is pretty damn good- a lot of the dresses are similar to Kate Spade or Milly, but are one third the price.

Tweezed. Her eyebrows are tweezed into sadness. Pam, on the other hand, is tweaked into sadness. Maybe the meth pipe singed her brows.

This mofo didn’t design the original dress. The real Herve Leger did, decades before he sold his soul to Maz Azria. The originals were sewn on the model’s body. They are out of style now, but a few years ago Kim K with her big hips rocked the style. I agree it isn't the best look for flat-chested girls. And WTF with…

I have a pretty nice pair myself, so that isn’t the case. Don’t get me wrong- if I am in your house, go for it. If I am at a restaurant, is it really to much to ask for the lady seated 2 feet away to use a cover up? Sometimes you are just not expecting NIPS! Yet, there they are. It’s pretty impossible to ignore.

I’m so done with body fluids in public. I don’t want to see your blood. I don’t want to see you changing your kid’s shitty diaper. I’ll get flack for this, but I don’t want to see your swollen nipple looking all painful for you to feed your kid either.

I can’t say I know for sure, but rumor has it Jenny is why he and Mandy split. They toured together and went to the Grammys together. He’s always been a big starfucker- from Wynona to LiLo. I’m sure TayTay would be a trophy for him.

So Ryan will dump Jenny Lewis for Taylor in 1...2....

It’s nice she chose her drug of choice for the kid’s middle name.

I absolutely adore her! She’s lovely, funny as hell, and smart as a whip. And she gives zero fucks. She reminds me a bit of Dolly Parton in her attitude, and Dolly is my fucking idol. Can I hang out with you, Coco?

If your pee is clear, then aren't all the toxins still inside you? I don't understand.

I know this will sound like i’m trolling, but I’m not. I’m the lone omnivore in a family full of vegans. Like most animal lovers, I love my dogs more than anything. My guys are little things and wouldn’t do too well in the wild if they had to hunt on their own. Our dogs and cats are not meant to be vegan. If your goal…

Of course there’s a reason. Lilo only gets paid if she’s showing off the girls.

Yes! Don’t forget the amazing Doctors Plastic Surgery ad. I’ll be wearing the grapefruits and the devious smile.

Me too! I want to go to his party. I like his style. I think i’ll theme my next party around bail bonds or multi level marketing schemes.

A lot of it is multi-level marketing bullshit. I see so much Isagenix and Arbonne posts I want to puke. Scamalicious.

What the hell is up with the “product loosely hanging out of mouth while appearing to be in a heroin-induced coma” look that half these twats are sporting?

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Don't forget to circle back and do a temperature check of your bucket. Uncover the silo, engage with the silo!

While his family are probably victims in this, I find it appalling that the judge was putting their need for mercy above that of the victims. The bail trial had nothing to do with Roof’s family.