The idiot judge that opened the hearing with “his family are victims too!” will make a big-ass donation.

The Flaming Lips (ugh, I know) do a pretty good cover. Kanye didn't sound great, but it looked like he- and the crowd- had fun.

It’s very strange, but not a new phenomenon. I lived in LA in the early aughts, and the rich Orange County and Beverly Hills ladies simultaneously looked down at the porn stars, yet emulated them. Pouty, over-glossed lips, giant fake boobs, ratty bleached hair extensions, and $1000 YSL platform fuck-me heels that…

I feel you. I’m from SC. Pretty sure I blocked most of the flag-lovers when I got rid of the anti-marriage equality folks, but some of the comments I see from “friends of friends”...ugh. Some people really do think they “don’t see color”, but their uncle’s great-grand pappy fought for that flag and he didn’t even have…

I always thought it was “flipping the bean”. Guess my old roommate and I were saying it wrong all these years. “Hey, what are you doing tonight?” “Not much, ordering some Thai food, then I’ll flip the bean for a while”.

This. First she gets the hate because, you know, she’s only famous for who she fucked. Now, she is using her fame to push an important issue. She’s damned if she does, damned if she don’t. I’m Team Amber.

OMG. You are living my life. I’m 42 and have never had the desire to reproduce. Once in a while a (usually new) coworker or acquaintance will ask if I have kids, but I have never felt the slightest bit of pressure. I know there must be something wrong with me, but I cannot figure out the allure of kids. I have 2 dogs…

The look on that cat’s face is everything. “Hey motherfucker, put your dumbass phone down and turn on the water!”

He’s a crazy bastard, but I love most of his books. I would watch the fuck out of 50 Shades if he wrote the screenplay. Ana’s inner goddess would be portrayed as the demonic Furby from Lunar Park. And it would be amazing.

Paleo and Bulletproof Coffee people are the worst. Most of my vegan friends are in it for the animal rights aspect. I can respect that, even if it isn’t my bag. Personally, I feel a life without cheese is not a life worth living. But Paleo?? Oh yes, let’s eat like our ancestors, who lived to the ripe old age of 17.

Ugh. If I see one more post about Arbonne or chemtrails, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

That is seriously fucked up. Dressing baby in adorable leather jacket or letting your kid give the bad touch to other kids...

I would read the hell out of a Kim K trash-talking website. People talk so much shit about her, but she never talks back, which is very polite and proper, but it would be fun to just see her go cray-cray on the haters.

She is stunning!

Agghhhhh! I’m laughing so hard I can't breathe. That is what you see before you die.

There is a big difference. She was much younger, and she looked, she didn’t touch. What she did seems like usual childhood curiosity. At 15, he knew better.

Me too! Let’s hang out and talk too much and hate on stupid math. Math sucks.

I’m no fan, but I would rather be a RH and have a bullet in my vag than be Kirstie Alley. No Xenu for me, thank you.

I will now have Peaches’ song stuck in my head all day. Shake your tits, shake-shake shake your tits!

Honey Bee’s Dying should be the title of a Nicki Minaj album or a Quentin Tarantino movie.