Here’s the thing- if he feels his family and the Lord has forgiven him, good for him. He is still a fucking CRIMINAL who is hoisted up as a beacon of Christian perfection. Fuck this guy.

I think that in their warped view of things, molestation is much better than say, having sex with a female of childbearing age outside of marriage, or heaven forbid, touching someone who is the same sex as you. Ugghhh.

I need to know her secret. As a fellow big-breasted gal, I would never attempt this. I know she has the best haute couture designers at her fingertips, but this is some kind of glorious magic.

Somebody kept fucking that chicken. With a chicken bone. Until he or she passed the fuck out.

I don’t need contests or princes. I sit at my computer all day and make $75,512 an hour. My aunt’s boyfriend’s troglodyte son in law told me all about it.

I love her, so I take that as a huge compliment. :)

Me too. I usually use the line “it’s more than 1, less than 100”. I’m uh, pretty sure that is still the case, although I was definitely an experimental girl there for a while. When I started dating one guy he told me o was the 3rd girl he had been with in the last decade and I though “Fuck, i’ve had sex with more than…

I hate to be a hater, really- do what you wanna do- but...her nose looks bigger and her eyes look smaller? WTF? She’a a classically pretty girl, not sure what is going on here.

Brit Brit looks fab and like she’s having fun. I’ll always have a soft spot for her!

I wonder if it feels like those gel inserts you put in your shoes? What is that like when you sit down? Don’t get me wrong, I say it’s your body, do what you want. But maybe she had the fat-transfer method. That seems a little less awkward.

She was a truly awful person before. I read this expecting to cringe, but damn, girl- go on with your bad self.

Yes! Preferably with googly eyes. He seems like he would get a kick out of googly eyes.

He looks adorable! And happy! Yay for Kanye!

Their parade consists of old white guys riding tiny bikes and wearing funny hats.

Whatever, hater. RitaOra Paltrow is a badass.

These folks are great. I like to get my kink on, but dear lord, I cannot stand how pretentious and dour most of the BDSM crowd is. Come on- you are walking around in chaps, collars, and latex. Have some fun with it. As the wise Larry Flynt once said-”relax, it’s just sex”.

I love it. I’m intrigued- how? What does this have to do with dinosaurs?

Greg Dulli.

I wear Spanx or some type of shapewear nearly every day. It doesn't so much make me skinnier, it smooths everything, as you said. I like to rock the hourglass look, and Spanx helps a lot.

I get the feeling that Kanye is a great guy in his personal life- he’s very smart, sensitive, and seems pretty empathetic.