This. If I sounded 1/100 as good as she does, I'd be singing everywhere. On the train, in Target, walking my dog...

Cracker Barrel: full of bottom of the barrel crackers.

I would kind of love it if she really did start spitting out the Name Game.

We had the fam over to our house for Christmas. Auntie brought her sweet chihuahua and his brand new car seat/bed thingie. My Rufus made sweet love to that thing (the bed, not the chihuahua) for hours.

I have a pair and I love them. They are literally my only pair of pants, excluding sweats and jeans. I'm 5'2 with a ginormous ass and thighs- they are the only pants that look good on me. Skinny pants make me look like overstuffed sausage, and that is never on trend. Fitted top +wide-leg pants= I'm a modern-day Coco…

She has this kind of amazing way of taking all the shit-talking in stride. I respect her for that. People are constantly giving her grief for her appearance, her husband, her style, and you never hear her talk shit about anyone else.

I gotta say, they have grown on me. They are weird and obsessive, and probably spend hours dressing each other up. Sort of mad geniuses. And North is the cutest celeb baby ever.

Get your Frada here!

I'm an admitted label whore, but I truly love my Rag & Bone pilot bag. At $925, it's by far the most expensive bag I bought, but it holds everything (heels for the office, kindle, etc, etc). I've been carrying it every day for about a year and it looks as good as the day I bought it.

One in a million shot, Doc!

You know she's flushing those suckers down the toilet! She should turn them into whimsical art.

I know I am a horrible person for this, but I really want her to get busted with a kilo of K-cups in a styrofoam cooler.

I grew up in the South, but I have to import it to NY these days. I've never tried Ojai...I might have to check it out now.

Imma let you finish, but Dukes is the best mayonnaise of all time. OF ALL TIME. Thou shalt not worship false mayonnaise idols.

Sounds like a great fucking wedding, and she would probably have Wayne Coyne walk (roll?) her down the aisle in his hamster ball.

This just saddens me to no end. We have no clue what to do with our mentally ill. This man is clearly a danger to himself and others. I'm all for Freeeduhm, baby, but seriously. Cops find the guy with hundreds of "documents" instructing him to kill the president, and they are like "meh, he seems okay". I really hope…

She's really going Method with her Baby Prostitute character.

Homeless girls- the new must-have accessory! Blonde trophy wives are so 80's, exotic Asian arm candy was all the rage in the 90's and 00's...this decade will be all about homeless chicks. Oy to the vey.

Right there with you. My reply is "name at least one of these so-called toxins and I might consider your vitamin supplement/wacky food/ raunch juice". I've yet to get an answer.

She long old like she fell asleep while attempting to masturbate. So horny! But so tired, so very tir...zzzzzz