Grumpy Cat is cute as hell, but I must know more about the Bucket o'cats. That sounds so fantastic.

Chik-Fil-A actually wouldn't work. They are closed on Sunday, which would be the church's most popular day. Would have to go with Micky D's...or maybe White Castle.

Showing my age here- my Barbie would get it on with Plastic Donnie Osmond and wear his funky purple socks (bitch lost shoes like a motherfucker) while Demonic Marie Osmond's disembodied head looked on, disapprovingly. Good times.

Ugh. Sorry, but girls do not want to play with "average Barbi", nor do they aspire to be a plain princess with a nice personality. It just doesn't work that way. Look at American Girl dolls- sure, you can pick the skin color and hair texture, but none are fat, or have a wonky eye. Little girls have been playing with…

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Full of shame, I admit I read 50 Shades to see what the fuss was about. It's terrible, but I wouldthink the average WASP would be totally down with it. Our heroine is a virgin who basically becomes the property of her chivalrous man, ready and willing at all times. Spoiler alert: they get opposite married, just as the…

That is a different subject. Of course it is easier to cross the border on the ground if you are in a neighboring country, less easy but doable if on the same continent.

Have you never heard of getting a tourist visa and then not traveling back home?

I don't think it is ever a good idea to tell your partner "the number". There is no right answer. Hell, I don't think I even know my number. Don't judge me, I was single in my 20's and much of my 30's, and uh, I was an experimental girl.

She looks like she is having a hell of a good time. Rock on, happy naked lady!

She looks great! There is nothing dirty or shameful about these photos. She isn't even giving "sexy face".

here you go: my adorable dog fresh out the bath. Let him soothe your soul

You'll want to play around, but here is the basic routine. Smile and put blush on the "apples" of your cheeks. Then suck in your cheeks like you are making fish-mouth. Take a matte bronzer (I like Too Faced- it smells like chocolate) and put a healthy line at the lower base of your cheekbone. Use a lighter touch and…

I love makeup. I have all the bone structure of a potato, but give me some bronzer and some highlighter, and I'm living in cheekbone country.

They look good. Some are very subtle- the girl in the first picture and the twins in particular. They look like they got some illuminating foundation and got rid of the sourpuss expression in the "before" pic.