This is what a police state looks like.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

You missed the killer line:

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

Can we all agree that Leighton Meester >>>> Blake Lively? 

Nah.

What is their damage? Did they eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.

Oh god, just reading about the women being probed while all on fours and held down while being butchered without anesthesia made me clench my vaginal muscles and bite down on my lip to keep myself from crying out. Goddamn.

Expect a post from her about how she’s being BULLIED on social media about any minute now.

Something tells me she doesn’t have a whole lot going on in the brains department.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.

Long live Celine!

NO TAKESIES BACKSIES, that would just be rude. You can keep him. I would like Celine back though.