I nearly vomited all over my desk while reading him blame an 11 year old child for him tasing her.  And don’t fucking use endearments as you justify your act of hatred.

Yeah, no, I think it looks like a giant cement block. I think it’s designed to withstand a mega earthquake? But it’s built on a cliff so... I figure it will go into the ocean in one big chunk? Possibly creating a tsunami that takes out part of North Van?  But now I’m just spitballing. 

When I was living in Vancouver his house was being built.  It’s like... a solid piece of concrete worth about $78 million.  So he’s just sitting in a rock, counting money.

“Dagostino’s family is “very, very sorry for any problems or pain this has caused anyone.”’ Yeah, don’t tell me they had no idea what he was doing or that he’d do it again and again and again. Sorry won’t help. Reporting him, and I don’t know, taking his gun, might save a woman or five.

wait... so they’ve been dating/married 2 years? Was his wife... NOT a virgin when they got married? Because their little girl looks more than 2.

How will we fly our houses away when our spouses die?

... I really  liked Coven.

Wait! Wait! No more “A little further down the table, please.” with me rapidly shaking my head and pretending like she might be talking to someone else? But it might just be me. The joke on the maternity floor when I was in labour was that I stopped letting my big handed doctor check me, and only let small handed…

“And so does the pointless shock. In a world where violence against women is common, this shock feels tepid.” This reminded me of what I’ve been reading about the Mollie Tibbetts case. The slant the right is trying to take is in order to further their agenda. The only part that matters to me is the actual truth. That…

I have a four foot Peppa balloon in my living room that I am trying to find a way to get rid of it without traumatizing my 2 year old.  I shouldn’t go with, “Bacon.” as an excuse, right?

On the plus side all the plastic we’re dumping into the oceans will probably choke all the seamonsters to death.  Suckers.  You can’t kill us.  We kill us. 

She made her talentless children billionaires. That’s a skill.  Maybe she’s the leader America needs? 

I feel like in a lot of those pictures it looks like she’s trying to shy away from him.  If she were my daughter I’d be like, “Did I not teach that if a stranger old man offers you candy... You RUN?”

How do we stop that “country nose blow” thing. The thing where people plug one nostril and blow, clearing their nose... not in a field in the country, but on the road, the sidewalk, the subway platform.  If only someone could invent like a cloth or a form of paper that a person could blow their nose into, and then…

I think the misogyny in the media coverage of the Pitt/Jolie case is pretty disgusting. Don’t worry, Brad, TMZ and their “sources” are making sure you look like the caring dad up against a vicious shrew, but lets not talk about the indecent on the plane or that he still has to have supervised visitation.  It’s all her…

These two are ruining Mr. & Mrs. Smith for me.

My cousin.  But he only speaks French.  And he was watching it in English.  So there’s that.

I’m ashamed to say I also remember the part of the feud where Khloe then posted a photo of a young woman in a swimsuit and said it was CGM and proceeded to body shame her over it. Or something like that.

Totally agree.  My milk never came in.  My body was a train wreck after labour, and I went to formula.  Better for my sanity.  Better for my relationship with my baby and everyone else in my life.  

I never recovered from Joan and Toni not reconciling.  What?  No.  Reboot.  Please.  Movie.  My heart.