I’ve never had an abortion. I’ve *knock on wood* never been pregnant.

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

The X is the preferred non gendered term versus the masculine Latinos and the feminine Latinas.

No offense to chickens though. Their shit is not nearly as horrible as Trump. Sorry for the comparison, little birdies.

If they are using Star Wars clips they have about 24 hours before Disney sends a C&D their way

1) they all look amazing

AND...

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

I feel no solidarity with the people who did this, if they were black.* I feel so betrayed for so, so many reasons. How could they do this? I don’t care how mad you are. How could you do this?

The most hilarious part of all this is that it’s like these Grey’s Anatomy fans don’t even know who Shonda Rhimes is. Like is Shonda really gonna fire Jesse Williams for speaking out about social justice?? That’s about as likely as Donald Trump saying something intelligent. Ain’t gonna happen.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

Jesus, please don't do that.

Him x 17m right now.

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?

Women are five times more likely to be murdered if their abuser has a gun.

OH GOD I FORGOT TO REMIND US ALL THAT ARYA IS ON HER WAY BACK TO WINTERFELL, MY Gs!!!!!!

Counterpoint: there are a wide variety of learning disabilities, some of which would bear on this matter, others of which would not.

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.