Aye! Thank you So Much. I saw this movie when quite young, and this is my all-time favorite movie scene. For me, it said pretty much everything about contemporary life and the power of perception: “You think THIS is a big deal? Haha! You don’t want to know what’s in those other boxes. Just another day on the…

Where’s someone who wants to impress Jodie Foster when you need them?

God, YES.

Yeah, I read the Washington Post story, and it could be a lot shorter if it just said “a lot of people didn’t read the original contractand decided to go to war over $125, but upon reading everyone went ‘uh-oh, our bad, nvm’”.

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

Was she asking for that much in damages? Because as ridiculous and terrible as the couple probably is, it’s hard to imagine that being portrayed as a reasonable amount. How much is compensatory and how much is punitive?

Lawyer here. God yes! Fucking read the contract!!

Fuck these people.

On this, I have a suggestion from something I put up on Facebook last week.

Sorry I brought that painful thought up, but it was what I was thinking as that moron took the oath at his inauguration, that a painter was going to have to figure out how to best show that abomination because he had made it official and there was no turning back from that.

OH, NO, NO!!!

Accidents happen aaallll the time. ;)

I’m sure the next president could move this one’s portrait to the bedroom with the lumpiest bed to mess with unwanted guests’ sleep.

Would that prevent his portrait from having to get painted? After all he was elected president. I’m pretty sure Nixon’s portrait is hung somewhere at the WH and he almost left in handcuffs.

Your lips to god’s ears.

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

Sarah Huckster actually makes me miss Spicey.

Are we related? I do the same rib trick taught to me by my dad.

Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

Things my dad taught me: