Welcome to the club. Try out “Love Will Find You,” a bit darker but maybe appropriate for these gloomy, desperate times.

GUILTY PLEASURE SONG NO MORE. RUINED. FOREVER.

We’ve got a breaking story to cover here in the Splinter Comment Section. I’m being told that the American press is vapid and awful and nearly as bad as the awful politicians they cover, largely because they’re all paid by the exact same people. Sources are telling the Splinter Comment Section that bullshit like this…

Some of it may have to do with Frida Kahlo’s political leanings — she joined the Mexican Communist Party in 1927, and now her image is being monetised for a large corporation’s profit. I’m not horrified or astonished by this but the irony is somewhat wry and unpleasant. What’s next? An Emma Goldman Barbie?

I had enough problems with Hayek playing Kahlo because Salma is so much prettier to begin with, but she got a pass from me for it because she had such a passion for the project and wanted to get the story right. At least she has a passing resemblance to Frida, and can’t really help the fact that she’s Hollywood pretty…

The image Salma Hayek used is kinda blurry. If you look at the Mattel website, the Frida Kahlo doll definitely has a unibrow.

There’s also a dispute with some shirttail relatives who claim Mattel paid the wrong set of Kahlos.

Is anyone really irked about the two eyebrows besides the “great-grandniece”?

Plus would you really want random companies to have your DNA on file when you’re unsure what they can and can’t do with it.

Not to say that Elizabeth Warren has any native heritage to find, but I’m surprised so many people seem to have so much faith in these DNA tests. People treat the most like they’re solid science, but they’re barely more trustworthy than your horoscope. You can get different results depending on which company you…

Great but the real discussion here should be Donny’s racist language.

I thought maybe I was way off base here, so thank you.

I feel like ShortPale&Adequate has explained pretty clearly that they are able to make the decision on how best to use their spoons. It’s a bit weird that it’s become a debate...

I get your point, and to some degree I agree with it, but I also think I probably have a better grasp on the local businesses in my area than you do. Further more, I’m disabled, I only have so many spoons to get through each day, and I’m not willing to throw half of them to a cause that will have Trumper small…

Contact their advertisers.

Aside from calling reps (they’re sick of hearing from me, but I keep calling/emailing) and tweeting at my local news station that I will be unfollowing and boycotting, and why, is there anything we can do about this?

Non-male humanoids with evil vaginas!

Black or charcoal suits for men...females should wear yellow, gold, magenta, cyan, but avoid red, blue or purple.”

That might be considered a false equivalency since increased border funding and pet projects is a bit different from healthcare for certain individuals.

The goal is to expand Medicaid and help struggling people in every part of VA. If the only way to make that happen is to hold the hospital in the rural area “hostage”, it’s not a shitty thing to do. The legislator from where that hospital is located is the only person who is doing something shitty. He wants his…