No. It was yellow, not green, but the issue isn’t the fire, it’s the hurling of it.

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

They’ve killed dragons before in westeros history... using ballistas like those. Vharaxes I believe was killed by a scorpion bolt to the eye in Dorne. Qyburn is using a weapon which historically worked; how is his plan stupid? Also, he probably has more than one, he’s just had this one ballista set up in the skull…

Brings to mind a beady-eyed moon rat.

That’s where all of the anti-Sessions leaks have been coming from.

Its reality show logic: Stab people in the back to get ahead.

trumps solution for everything is to fire people. Thats why he’s had 6 bankruptcies.

The Jedis spend a few years shoring up their numbers again, and then find a time machine which takes them back to medieval England to right history’s wrongs.

Thank you for your prompt response. I’ll edit my negative Yelp review and withdraw my complaint to the Better Business Bureau.

Go back and watch the dragons burn the Masters’ fleet. You’ll notice that the dragons fly in place while burning the ships. Guess what? That’s a perfect opportunity to shoot a big-ass bolt at them.

1st, they pivot. 2nd you don’t have to hit it in the head to remove it from the battlefield. The wall lined with these and firing repeatedly will be enough.

Given that the ballistas were introduced as a major plot device, we can probably assume that the dragons are vulnerable to it, and probably one will die. Otherwise, there was no point in introducing an ineffective weapon.

I believe, off the top of my head, that Martin indicates two times in the history of Westeros that a dragon was killed by not-another-dragon: (1) during the first attempt to conquer Dorne, Aegon the Conqueror’s younger sister-wife was shot out of the sky by one of these very devices. (2) a crowd killed several…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

During that scene I thought stop smiling idiots this weapon requires the dragon to stay stationary at close range. Yeah, that will happen.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

I liked the episode, but the naval battle bothered me for several reasons:

Donald Trump is obviously the worst president the United States has had in the past half century