Or a standing military.

Go read the whole article over at Time and it is even more like reasoning with a 5 year old (specifically due to the repetitiveness and gentle rephrasings). -Mother of a 5 year old

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

You haven’t even bought her any committees or spokespersons yet and she’s already five? Christ, dude. Your kid is gonna be so far behind. :(

What kind of five year old doesn’t have a nemeses in the mainstream media yet? You might be a bad parent.

This man could get charged and convicted of a crime, impeached from office, and ultimately thrown in a penitentiary and his supporters would call it a liberal conspiracy.

Two things...

This is where President Trump always comes out ahead on these exchanges (at least in the eyes of the people who vote for him). A person making an attempt at intellectual honesty says something like “there’s no evidence that...”. That’s responsible. It’s very hard to prove 100% that something didn’t happen. So…

“I guess we’ll see, Daddy, if I’m having ice cream for dessert or not. The committee hasn’t come back yet. I haven’t asked Mommy. Mommy might say I get two scoops, so you don’t know that for sure yet. I might get all the ice cream, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, lots of flavors. Neapolitan. We’re just not sure, but…

Jesus Christ. It is chilling how much this resembles trying to debrief my five year old daughter twenty minutes after some silly meltdown - except she doesn’t have fucking committees and nemeses in the newsmedia and so on to obfuscate with.

This is insulting to children and babies.

Only because Matsiyahu was up to his usual kruschev.

Mikhail to the Master of Puns!

Only because Matsiyahu was up to his usual kruschev.

I wouldn’t dream of it. Mikhail to the Master of Puns!

I concede this system keeps a lot of gorbachev our screens, but I would really love to be promoted. I mean, in the old days, I used to have a big star!

I concede this system keeps a lot of gorbachev our screens, but I would really love to be promoted. I mean, in the old days, I used to have a big star!

You have to be special around here or you stay in the greys andropov the map.

More Context? Who knew that name was so popular back then...

700 years ago? Are you sure?