Most of these these shit-heels are evangelicals and think that Catholics aren’t real Christians. Drink some paint thinner and it... no it still doesn’t make sense.

And their beloved Christmas was actually outlawed (that means no special Starbucks cups) at some point because it was too un-christian.

Dear Governor Bevin,

The inability of privileged majorities to distinguish between their own hurt feelings and actual oppression will be the death of this country.

Whenever someone pressures me about Christianity I found of saying, you’ve convinced me! And since the Catholics have been around the longest, I join them so we can burn all you heretics. Christianity isn’t the unifying force they think it is. America was founded by one group of Christians who were fleeing another…

“we Christians, we’re the ones that have been persecuted and to the point we’ll be prosecuted if we didn’t keep our mouth shut.”

Why the F is he still having rallies? Do the trumpers not realize that’s odd?

As if I couldn’t hate the man more, I also know it’s going to take me 3 hrs to get home bc of his stupid rally. I know hate him even more.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Biased media, reporting all the times I cheated way more than all the times I DIDNT cheat. Fake news.

Hey Joanna, where was your enthusiasm last week when those Republicans said there was no evidence that we were broken up? You never cover that. You’re only covering news that makes it look like we’re broken up. Why are you being so biased?

My heart literally skipped a beat.

Same, don’t tease us!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I’m a grad student in Pathology. I’ve seen some shit. You, you, made me gag. Well done.

Victoria impact crater on Mars or eyeball?

I don’t buy this bullshit argument and you know it’s a bullshit argument. You know there are more people working in McDonald’s than broke teens only looking for an entry career. You know there are people who are stuck in the shitty life of a McDonald’s employee because there aren’t other opportunities, or they’re…

“Working in a McDonald’s is not, and should not ever be considered a career.”

Why?