Our current government is the “Highlander 2: The Quickening” of U.S. governments....low budget....shitty soft core boobs.....and Sean Connery spliced in to make everything feel somewhat coherent.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

I keep seeing this sentiment and thinking that yes. He could. But today? I’m thinking ohmyjesussweetlord wereallgoingtodie kissourassesgoodbye thisisit.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

As odd as it sounds, I’m actually relieved the damage isn’t worse. I feel like they could have done much, much more damage in the time they had. If you gave me a dozen guys, chains, the right tools and a one or two heavy vehicles I could trash that place in two weeks.

As a Muslim this horrifies me. Not only does this shock the conscience but the destruction of this stuff is actually against Islam, according to near unanimous Muslim scholars and leaders worldwide. The Quran talks about how you should travel the world and see the fate of civilizations that came before you. There’s a…

At least she’s got the chops. Unlike the Mariah’s of the world, Beyonce can really sing. I feel about Beyonce how I felt about Whitney Houston: I don’t care for her music, but she’s got the talent.

And, Cheeto Hitler still has not responded to requests for Federal Disaster Relief. Because he’s like The Shrub II, The Dumbening! 

Man, it would suck if we had an aging infrastructure increasingly more hard- pressed to handle the stress of more severe and frequent extreme weather events caused by a changing climate if that was a thing and not just a librul myth. Luckily, Dear Leader Drumpf and the One Percenter People’s Party assure me that we…

As a 40-year-old straight, white dude, you also could qualify as one of the dozens of people who write all her music.

So, this is why we don’t do this. Nothing you just said suggested that dentists are dangerous to others, only themselves, and only in a statistical sense. That’s a huge step into someone’s privacy and is easily abused. Queer people have higher suicide rates, and imagine if a Republican legislature got to decide who…

My sister is the type to pull shit like this. She has an amazing, terrifying ability to act completely charming and wonderful until she is in complete control of the car keys, hotel keys, house keys, food, passports, whatever. Then she totally unleashes her worst when the people in her presence can’t get away.…

I’m so confused about United’s roll. I find it odd that a woman so in distress would make it that far into the process of possibly having taken off had she not said anything.

Ppl in control of lives (parents before they have kids and after for post partum and f it just ongoing ) pilots , whatever should have consistent and thorough MH screenings. Why isn’t this a regular thing in our society ?

ok ugh i hate that that is such a good point! i just wish the lawsuit wasn’t being spearheaded by a guy who used the app to cheat on his wife. why you gotta be so reasonable, grumpstomer.

This guy is definitely a dick but if there was truly a glitch in the app, he certainly should sue for the privacy breach. Companies like Uber have a responsibility of keeping client info private - otherwise people such as domestic violence victims could have a lot worse happen to them than divorce.

Also, uh, don’t use your wife’s phone for cheating purposes? I wish I could get $48 million for being unremittingly stupid...