life is suffering

Even if I were lactose intolerant, they would need to pry my cream cheese from my cold dead hands.

Proud whole milk guzzling Jew here.

Cliff notes version:

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

“works”

Not all Americans and not even the majority of those voting. The folks that voted for him see loudness and brashness as leadership and they really hate people that aren’t like them that much. That and they will believe anything as more than a dollop of fear is communicated along the way.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

“Hold me! I’m scared!”

Congratulations!

Feels like I’ve been doing this from behind my cubicle Work Fortress walls all week

Hey I09 Gif Friends, after 6 months of looking, I finally got a library job. Let’s party.

How I really wanted to respond to my employees today, after the week they’ve put me through.

Gonna take it easy and hide out this weekend.

I read the news today, oh...

I’ve uttered this more since 11/9 than at any other point in my life.