The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

How about when Michelle Obama was pilloried for buying clothes for herself and her daughters from J. Crew? Or, shock/horror, wearing a designer gown at a State occasion?

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

Uh, Han Solo Harrison Ford pretty much awoke my sexuality. WOULD DO YES INDEED YES.

Time machine? I’d fuck him now.

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I think this week proves that you can’t Depend on anything anymore.

Get some Depends. We’re in for a wild ride.

I don’t how to feel about it. One minute I’m laughing so hard I pee, and the next I’m so terrified I...pee.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

No, which is like, reason 1,244,944 why this is so infuriating. Couldn’t we have at least got a smart, not-tacky fascist family to take over our country?

Remember when Ann Romney was crucified for wearing $2000 blouses and riding expensive horses?

Not a bit. They are like the Palins had inherited millions of dollars.

The strongest steel is forged in the hottest fire.

We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

I welcome him bigly.

Rebooting C. Thomas Powell’s magnum opus would be a crime against modern cinema.

With all the remakes and reboots they’ve done over the last decade, I only now realize how much I want the Soul Man reboot to happen.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”