Haha, so YOU’RE that person restaurants are cooking for when they serve me food that is so salty I nearly gag. ;-) (I do love salt, but I prefer a little salt on my food to a little food in my salt.)

Yeah, but did you hear what Meryl said last week?

Spike on Buffy really nailed the Yoko/Beatles thing: “the band broke itself up. She just happened to be there.”

The UK also has had scandals in boarding schools and a fairly recent scandal in which police failed to investigate rapes against underage girls by a South Asian pedophile ring.

I don’t care what you wear but people who need work clothes do not hate themselves. Women have enough shitty messages regarding fashion and appearance, why are you adding more? Crap like that is not useful or helpful to anyone.

I have a ton of their clothes because they’re well made, last forever, fit well, and are appropriate for work. I don’t hate myself. I do have a job that requires me to have a reasonable business casual wardrobe and I don’t want to spend my life hunting down khakis and cardigans, especially when I can just order a new…

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A customer at my first job (Subway) once asked me what race I was (race in French sounds much harsher than in English) and I said “Poodle, and you?” with a straight face. 16 year old me gave no f***s.

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I have been consistently impressed by how subtle President Obama’s shade throwing is.

I disagree. History will have a clearer view of his Presidency than we do in the moment. Right now we are so polarized and the cognitive dissonance is so thick that Republicans think they can get away with claiming that it’s unprecedented to nominate a Justice in an election year when there’s one sitting on the…

John Oliver slammed this ad last weekend for speaking for all Americans and using stock footage. He then used the exact same stock footage — and more besides — to call them out on it. I love this man.

Justice Mariano Florentino Cuellar is an actual Mexican born naturalized citizen unanimously confirmed by both parties in California and he’s among the top 2 candidates. An actual Mexican born naturalized citizen whose family did not speak English and has all the credentials (JD and PhD) Yale, Harvard, Standford.…

He’s trying to stay dignified and above the fray and do as much as he can with what he has. What do you want him to do? Throw a shitfit and call the Republicans names?

Senators refusing to consider any Obama nominee - BEFORE a nominee is even named - is a strait-up admission that they do not intend to evaluate a nominee on the his/her qualifications.

Wait- you’re saying Obama is the one being “deliberately disingenuous” here? He’s the only adult in the fucking room, dude.

“What is this? Is this shade?”

I think you are right and it is both. His entire presidency has been this way, congress is not behaving in any way abnormal to how they have behaved for the past eight years. Somehow though, he has still managed to do his job. So good for him.

eyyyyyyy channeling my inner rubio here and saying that obama knows exactly what he’s doing